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I get this EVERYday

Dad: Isn't it too hot for tea..?
Me: IT IS NEVER TOO HOT FOR TEA

Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Ha
Me: Hahahaha
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
Me: Hahaha
Me: Haaa....
Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
Me: No, no I am not.

Baby Payton was born this morning, May 12, 2012 at 6:38 A.M to my sister and her boyfriend! She weighs a whopping 8 pounds 11 ounces and measures 21.75 inches long. My sister went into labour at about 10 A.M the previous morning, went to the hospital around 5:00 P.M in the afternoon, so it was a very, very long birth. Payton also ended up facing upwards so she got stuck. By then my sister’s epidural had worn off enough that the couldn’t turn her until they gave my sister another one, because the pain was too much. She had to get an episiotomy and once they turned Payton to face downwards it wasn’t long until she was born though!

justbreathe831:

i hate that i hate my sister so much, and yet i’m not allowed to talk about why exactly i wish my parents had sent her away to military school because so many people from my school follow me and i can’t talk about her -suicide attempt-. oh oops. fuck you dani, the only reason people from school…

I have felt like this about my sister in the past, but now it’s more just apathy, it’s so tiring to have someone like this in your life who takes everyone’s energy like this that you don’t even care enough to feel angry anymore.

I hope someday you and your sister can work things out. But that’s only if she turns her life around.

#BUT I ENJOY THE PATRIOTIC ONE AND THE METAL MAN WHEN THEY MAKE JEST #LET US ALL MAKE JEST #AND FEAST

#WHO IS THIS PHIL ANTHROPIST OF WHOM YOU SPEAK #YOU DECLARED YOUR NAME TONY STARK #NOW I AM MOST CONFUSED #AM I TO SUCCUMB TO MORE OF YOUR LIES, MAN OF IRON #I ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH TROUBLE WITH LIES #HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER #ARE YOU MAKING A MOCKERY OF MY LIFE’S PERIL #BUT I SHALL LAUGH #BECAUSE THAT HIDES THE INTENSE RAGE I AM FEELING #MJOLNIR AND YOUR PRETTY FACE WILL HAVE WORDS #WORDS OF PAIN

Omd I love thor

Haha, he’s kinda implying that everyone is actually gay.

Haha, he’s kinda implying that everyone is actually gay.

The blanket I’m making for my soon to arrive neice!

The blanket I’m making for my soon to arrive neice!

justbreathe831:

omg one tree hill.
brooke just got married.
i’m seriously crying.

i get emotionally attached to characters ok

I love Brooke lol! I actually like them all more post-high school.

Your result for The Avatar: the Last Airbender Bending Test…

Water Bender

10% Fire, 25% Earth, 70% Water and 5% Air!

Water is the element of change. Waterbenders deal with the flow of energy, they let their defense become their offense, turning their opponents own forces against them. Chances are you are versatile and in tune with the world around you.

Take The Avatar: the Last Airbender Bending Test at HelloQuizzy

I kinda expected this but I like earthbending better lol.